Before I sought enlightenment, the mountains were mountains and the rivers were rivers.
While I sought enlightenment, the mountains were not mountains and the rivers were not rivers.
After I attained enlightenment, the mountains were mountains and the rivers were rivers.
(Background:We went to Mary Baldwin College and our mascot is a squirrel.)
Me:It'll be epic. Not unlike the bakery / organic restaurant we will open when we tire of being grownups and runaway together to recreate out Baldwin glories! Ya know, like we shall.
Trisha:I mean, by the time we finish paying student loans and open said bakery we will be like the golden squirrels.
Me:OH MY GOD, BEST NAME EVER!! This is why we're friends. Can I be Bea Arthur?
Trisha:Yes...if I can be Betty White!
Me:Deal. God knows Katie is Rue McClanahan...the big slut...love her as I do, haha.
Trisha:Well every group needs a big slut. We love her to death.
